Things I've Pinned and Done

jane’s mantra → requested by anon

Me everyday of my diet

blessedarethewarriors:

demonhamster:

she is SIXTEEN

she also got shot in the HEAD and LIVED

For the entire month of April, I am doing the slow carb diet from The 4 Hour Body.  Is it May yet?

For the entire month of April, I am doing the slow carb diet from The 4 Hour Body. Is it May yet?

Louis CK - SNL Monologue - 3/29/14

This is everything.

I hate when people ask, ‘What’s it like being an Indian comedian?’ Or similarly, when they ask female comedians what it’s like being a ‘female comedian.’ I’ve never read anyone ask Jerry Seinfeld what it’s like being a ‘Caucasian comedian,’ which is actually a great question. Mindy Kaling put it best when she said something to the effect of, ‘I can go head-to-head with any white, male comedy writer. Don’t try to segment me into a smaller category.’ I thought it was such a badass thing to say and articulated my frustration perfectly.
Aziz Ansari (via actuallycrying)

mindykaling: Now that we are on a little break between seasons I’m going to start my journey to minor self-improvement. I’m going to cook every recipe in @gwynethpaltow’s excellent healthy & yummy cookbook with Miranda and Marissa, I’m going to try not to wear too much makeup (see raccoon eyes above), I’m going to barre class, I’m going to get down to a 9 minute mile, I’m going to work on my book, I’m going to try to go hiking with BJ and Jeremy and try not to complain once, and I’m going to try to spend time with my dad. Also I’m going to watch 12 Years A Slave and not turn it off out of horror. Also I’m not going to buy any clothes.

mindykalingNow that we are on a little break between seasons I’m going to start my journey to minor self-improvement. I’m going to cook every recipe in @gwynethpaltow’s excellent healthy & yummy cookbook with Miranda and Marissa, I’m going to try not to wear too much makeup (see raccoon eyes above), I’m going to barre class, I’m going to get down to a 9 minute mile, I’m going to work on my book, I’m going to try to go hiking with BJ and Jeremy and try not to complain once, and I’m going to try to spend time with my dad. Also I’m going to watch 12 Years A Slave and not turn it off out of horror. Also I’m not going to buy any clothes.

watchinginvain:

This is literally the most brilliantly cruel punishment of all time.

watchinginvain:

This is literally the most brilliantly cruel punishment of all time.

s0ulsnotsoldiers:

visualpantheon:

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler on SNL

Important.

hurrdurrwaffle:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

how perfect is this

cassbones:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

THIS TOOK ME A DAY